Weakest Beast Tamer Gets All SSS Dragons novel Chapter 724

Chapter 724: Chapter 724 - Taming the Fifth Year - Past Shadows - 2

The "three perverts," as Ren referred to them in his mind now.

Not because they were actually perverted in a truly malicious sense. But because their current obsession with "romance"... had reached levels Ren found deeply uncomfortable.

"Master," Roran began with that exaggerated reverence he used when he wanted something, "we need your wisdom."

Ren sighed deeply... the kind of sigh that expressed weariness with the entire situation.

"I’m not your master."

"But you are," Trent insisted, his eyes shining with admiration Ren definitely hadn’t earned and didn’t want. "You managed to be paired with Luna Starweaver! THE Luna Starweaver! How will you proceed?"

"I didn’t manage anything, and I won’t do anything special," Ren lied shamelessly.

"Lie," Jun called him out, though he didn’t have mana eyes and his tone was more curious than accusatory. "We all know the odds were minimal."

The probability of getting specifically Luna was tiny enough...

Which meant either cosmic intervention(not really) or manipulation. And these three had clearly decided on manipulation with Ren as some mastermind(funnily true).

"Tell us your secrets," Roran practically begged, desperation making his voice crack slightly. "How will you conquer her heart? What techniques will you use? Is there some method we can apply too?"

Ren looked at them with a flat expression. "Method? Techniques? What are you talking about?"

"The art of romance!" Trent exclaimed as if it were obvious. As if romance was something you could study like mathematics or combat theory, with formulas and proven strategies that guaranteed results.

"How to capture a noble lady’s attention! Master, please, share your knowledge with us, your humble disciples."

"You’re not my disciples," Ren repeated, his patience visibly exhausting. "And there’s no ’art’ or ’method.’ Things just... happened."

The three exchanged looks that clearly said "that’s exactly what a true master would say to keep his secrets."

The logic was circular and impenetrable... Any denial became evidence of hidden wisdom. Any explanation became proof of techniques too advanced for novices to understand.

Ren wanted to bang his head against the nearest wall.

"Besides," he added with a tone he hoped sounded final, "I haven’t ’conquered’ anything. It’s just a random dance assignment... Nothing more."

"For now," Roran responded with a conspiratorial wink that made Ren seriously consider using his light claws for something non-academic.

Violence wouldn’t solve this. Would probably make it worse...

But the temptation was strong.

Behind the classroom, Ren could hear Sora and Mira whispering with their new group of girl friends. Words like "romantic" and "destiny" and "finally" floated toward him, each one making him want to disappear more deeply into his seat.

Since when had his life become everyone’s entertainment?

Since when had his personal business become public spectacle for teenage speculation and romantic projections?

Jun, noticing Ren’s increasingly desperate expression, had some mercy. "It’s okay, master. We understand you can’t reveal all your secrets. The path to true romance must be walked by oneself."

"It’s not like..." Ren began, but stopped.

There was no point.

These three had decided he was some kind of romance genius, and nothing he said would convince them otherwise. They’d constructed a narrative in their heads that was immune to facts or reason or any evidence that contradicted their predetermined conclusions.

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