Eileen Lopez's sudden tweet advising her fans caught fire on social media, becoming a trending topic in no time.
While her fans had been in the midst of a fierce keyboard war with Egbert Reed's die-hard supporters, the news of her tweet brought them all running.
Inside the massive fan group of Eileen's enthusiasts...
The admins, realizing the gravity of the situation after seeing Eileen's tweet, began urging the younger fans to tone it down.
—"Look, Egbert's still got projects with Eileen, so let's keep it civil. But, let's make sure we hit his fans hard enough they won't think of coming back at us! Got it?!"
—"Heard ya loud and clear! My keyboard's nearly broken from all this typing. Don't tag me unless it's an emergency!"
—"But guys, Eileen's getting dragged into this. If we keep going, won't this backfire on her?"
—"So what if it does?"
—"Oh, just wondering aloud. I'm diving back in."
—"LOL, just made one of Egbert's trolls lose it. Check this out!" [Screenshot] "She's fuming!"
—"I snuck into one of their group chats last night. Thanks to my fast typing and clear logic, it took less than four hours to become one of their admins. They even said they'd crowdfund a holiday gift for me as a token of their gratitude, regardless of the battle's outcome."
—"Holiday gift, you say?!"
—"Yeah, keep chatting here, and lead them into battle for our holiday loot!"
—"I'm on it, but honestly, teaching them is like talking to a brick wall. I've made cheat sheets for what words get censored and what gets flagged, but they just don't get it. We've had a dozen accounts banned already. It's hopeless."
—"Are we really having a tutorial on banned words? Isn't that basic stuff? Oh no, are we the bullies here, picking on the less educated?"
—"Never thought I'd see the day where I'd feel like a top student. My scout's honor feels shinier already."
—"If you can infiltrate their ranks and become an admin, I bet I could take over in no time."
—"Honestly, without me, they'd have surrendered hours ago. It's a good thing I'm here to keep the fight going!"
—"I'm more curious about the holiday gift. Wonder if it's a big one or a small one. Hope there's some smoked sausage in it."
—"I'd kill for some potato chips right now."
—"Guys, have you seen Eileen's latest tweet?!"
—"What, you running on dial-up? Saw it ages ago. She's asking us to stop the trash talk. Like I'd listen just because she says so. Love her, but not spoiling her!"
—"No, you got it all wrong. She started off asking us to stop, but after one of the trolls provoked her, she jumped right into the fray!"
—"What?!"
—"Yeah, she's in the thick of it now!" [Screenshot] [Screenshot] [Screenshot]
The fan group, buzzing with over a thousand members, quickly turned their attention to the screenshots, only to find Eileen trading blows with her critics.
One troll dared to belittle her, but Eileen hit back with sass and wit, leaving her fans in awe and ready to rally behind her.
—"Copied everything. You guys done?"
—"All set."
ToxicSolo became petrified at the mere sight of Eileen's fans. In just over a dozen hours, they had managed to instill a deep-seated fear in him.
This army of Eileen's fans was numerous, typed at lightning speed, and somehow, their insults flew under the radar of the system's filters, making them impossible to report!
It was like a group of underachievers suddenly crashing into honor students, with no chance to even catch their breath before being completely overrun!
Eileen watched in amazement as the comments jumped from ten thousand to twenty thousand, then to thirty thousand.
She wondered, "Did they hire professional commenters or something? The speed of these comments is insane!"
Curiosity got the better of Eileen, and she sneakily clicked on a profile claiming to be one of her most active fans, wondering if it was a real person.
Upon entering the fan's Twitter page, she saw in their bio: “Starlight PR” - Division 2 Operations Manager, DM for collaborations.
"Starlight PR", that name sounded eerily familiar?
Eileen scrolled down and then saw a pinned tweet outlining their services.
Before you DM, please patiently read through:
1. Our Services: Our company specializes in celebrity comment management, opponent degradation, boosting followers through strategic marketing, professional trash-talking, targeted negativity spreading, reputation repair, and more.
2. Team Members: Currently, our company boasts over three hundred permanent employees, with seven in management positions. For job inquiries, please contact HR at Eileen's Voice.
3. Collaboration Details: During peak industry events such as film festivals, TV awards, and fashion weeks, where celebrities compete for the spotlight, we experience a high volume of orders for our degradation services. Please queue in advance for collaborations.
4. Special Note: Some have inquired why we don’t accept orders to target Eileen. Let me clarify: First, Eileen is tough to target, as she has a knack for witty comebacks. Second, the boss is an Eileen fan. Third: I, too, am an Eileen fan. Therefore, any services related to targeting Eileen are strictly off-limits for us. Your understanding is appreciated.
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